Aliens Tested Human Peppers and Called Them Toxic — Humans Couldn't Stop Eating Them | HFY Stories

Aliens Tested Human Peppers and Called Them Toxic — Humans Couldn't Stop Eating Them | HFY Stories An alien border bureau runs a crate of dried human peppers through its finest analysis columns and files them as a proscribed chemical weapon — crueler than anything its own people ever agreed to outlaw. The one small human liaison in the room isn't rattled in the slightest; she just keeps eating them and calls it taco night. What the assessors decide to do about a species that devours their weapons for fun turns eleven cycles of careful science completely inside out. Settle in for a long, dry, deadpan one, and tell me in the comments which pepper you'd have handed them. #hfy #humanityfuckyeah #scifi #sciencefiction #scifistory #aliens #humanity #humansaredeathworlders #deathworld #aliensmockhumans #aliensregret #funnyhfy #deadpan #hfystory #humansarespaceorcs #firstcontact #spacehumans #aliensunderestimatehumans #chilipeppers #hotsauce #scoville #ghostpepper #carolinareaper #humansarestrange #hfyshort #aliencomedy #dryhumor #spicyfood #humanfood #scifiaudiostory #hfyreddit #aliensvshumans #comedyscifi hfy story, humanity fuck yeah, aliens mock humans then regret, aliens underestimate humans, aliens regret mocking humans, funny alien invasion story, comedy hfy, deadpan hfy, humans are deathworlders, deathworld humans, human food is toxic to aliens, chili peppers, capsaicin, hot sauce, ghost pepper, carolina reaper, scoville scale, aliens test human food, aliens call peppers a weapon, humans eat spicy food, alien scientists study humans, alien bureau, xenobiology story, first contact story, humans are strange, humans are space orcs, sci fi short story, scifi audio story, hfy narration, aliens vs humans, why do humans eat spicy food, humans and pain, alien comedy, dry humor sci fi, humans cant stop eating peppers, aliens quarantine humans, human liaison, spicy food challenge, pepper eating contest