Elvis Knew How to Keep His Mouth Shut

Join Anthony Cumia on The Anthony Cumia Show as he takes on the chaos and absurdities of modern society with his signature unfiltered commentary. In this episode, Anthony reveals his bizarre "dip-vesting" stock strategy—explaining why he buys into stock like Six Flags and Papa John's right after disaster or controversy strikes. He breaks down the latest ICE enforcement clashes, calling out local politicians and contrasting current border rhetoric with Joe Biden's forgotten statements from 2007. Anthony also targets obsolete, germ-infested public libraries, vandalized NYC subway transit tech, James Hetfield’s anti-preach stance versus pop-star political rants, Shane Gillis’s gym monologue defense, Joe Rogan's utopian proposal to redistribute earth's natural resources, and Good Housekeeping’s list of offensive Halloween costumes.