Beating Weird Route Spamton NEO while missing every attack

This is possible due to Spamton NEO having -27 defense, & because part of the damage calculation involves subtracting 3*defense, I end up dealing 81 damage even from a miss. To my knowledge i'm one of the first people in the world to pull this off. Since this is a challenge, I'll make some rules. Funnycheat is allowed, & no external programs are allowed except for an input display. Timing starts the centisecond(0.01 seconds) the apostrophe for the text saying "It's time to be a BIG SHOT!" appears & ends the centisecond the screen cuts to black after calling for Noelle. Under these rules, this is around an 11:33.33. & since the video title is really long for a challenge name, SNAM(for Spamton NEO All Misses) will work as an abbreviation. My tips are to put all your inputs around the right side of the keyboard if you're going to use funnycheat, & to always be holding the dialogue skip key to save time. Also stealing Noelle's items & the having BounceBlade will give you 6 extra defense, & if you're going to use funnycheat, a good idea would be to use it on 10 runs where you intentionally die to him before doing your actual run to reduce its effects as much as possible.