This Is What It's Like Playing Neopets Now...

Neopets is like one of those Tamagotchi toys, but instead of your pet being the one who dies, Neopets sends their cronies to take you out instead (this won't make sense until later; keep checking the news). I enjoyed this game regardless of how many knocks on my door I get in the middle of the night from hooded figures with a gun. I got some things done; I got pets and petpets and blew the whole lid off of the Neopets disturbing activities they commit on their players and then proceeded to engage with said activities because I'm the biggest hypocrite of 2016 (I nearly won 2015, but Kendrick Lamar just barely got ahead last second). I went thrifting a lot of times and really lived up to this name some random guy on Toontown Online called me like a year ago, which was Mr Goodwill. Hopefully this video is good because the issue is whenever you make a video, it becomes sort of a sunk cost fallacy where you've spent so much time on something you kind of just have to commit. If you're reading this, feel free to give me any video ideas because I can't just play Club Penguin eight times, and I don't want to play Moshi Monsters more than twice either. I might play Bin Weevils, and the original animal jam and I've been working on another Roblox video on the side; no clue when that'll come out. Why am I mentioning this? Nobody cares. Sorry for rambling; thanks for reading this!