THE FIRST SET WAS A TERRIBLE WITNESS 🥊😂🔥 | Rap-Metal x Hardcore Hip-Hop | Official Audio
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THE FIRST SET WAS A TERRIBLE WITNESS 🥊😂🔥 | Rap-Metal x Hardcore Hip-Hop | Official Audio
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J&T Legacy
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If somebody had judged the entire workout by the first set…
THEY WOULD’VE SENT HIM HOME. 😂
The bar felt heavier than it had any business feeling.
The reps were ugly.
The breathing was suspicious.
And by rep four, he was already looking at the plates like:
“HAVE Y’ALL ALWAYS BEEN THIS LARGE?”
His training partner:
“They’re the same plates.”
“I DON’T BELIEVE YOU.”
😂🏋️🔥
THE FIRST SET WAS A TERRIBLE WITNESS is a 152 BPM Hardcore Hip-Hop / Rap-Metal / Trap gym record about a workout where the opening set gave completely false testimony about everything that was about to happen.
First set:
BAD.
Not “it felt hard but actually looked great” bad.
Actually bad. 😂
After the bar gets racked:
“You good?”
“No.”
“You stopping?”
“ALSO NO.”
And before anybody turns that into a motivational speech…
Don’t. 😂
This isn’t a song about conquering adversity.
Nobody is about to explain how those five ugly reps represent every obstacle you’ve ever faced.
THE FIRST SET JUST SUCKED.
That’s it.
Because then something strange happens.
Set two?
Better.
Set three?
Now we’re moving.
Set four?
Somebody is putting more weight on the bar.
And suddenly everybody is looking back at that first set like:
WHO EVEN WAS THAT?!
😂🔥
That’s where the hook comes in:
DON’T ASK THE FIRST SET WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
THAT WAS A TERRIBLE WITNESS ANYWAY
The first set said the bar wasn’t moving.
The first set suggested going home.
The first set had already written the entire story…
ABOUT AN HOUR IT HADN’T EVEN SEEN YET.
Then set two shows up:
“Add five.”
“Why?”
“Because you can.”
“BASED ON WHAT EVIDENCE?!”
😂
And apparently the evidence was good enough.
Because now the headphones are locked in.
Rows are moving.
Presses are getting heavier.
Chalk is on the floor.
The rest timer goes off:
BEEP!
“THAT CANNOT BE SIXTY SECONDS.”
“It is.”
“TIME IS MOVING IRRESPONSIBLY.”
😂😂😂
Then the record turns the entire first set into a courtroom proceeding.
“All rise.”
“For what?”
“THE WEIGHT ROOM COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.”
😂⚖️🏋️
First witness?
Unfortunately…
THE FIRST SET.
“Did you or did you not indicate that this workout was going terribly?”
“Yes.”
“Did you suggest he should go home?”
“Yes.”
“And what happened afterward?”
…
“I’D RATHER NOT ANSWER.”
😂🔥
ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Eventually the first set is forced to admit:
“Sets two through six went pretty well.”
The whole gym:
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!
“Pretty well?!”
WE ADDED WEIGHT!
Then comes the only reasonable legal request:
“Can we strike the entire first set from the record?”
“GRANTED.”
GAVEL.
CASE DISMISSED!
🔥🔥🔥
And that’s when the half-time breakdown detonates:
FIRST SET!
LIED!
SECOND SET!
BETTER!
THIRD SET!
MOVING!
FOURTH SET!
ADD WEIGHT!
“FIRST SET SAID GO HOME!”
BAD WITNESS!
“FIRST SET SAID WE’RE DONE!”
BAD WITNESS!
“FIRST SET—”
STOP ASKING THAT FOOL QUESTIONS!
😂🥊🔥🔥🔥
But there’s one thing this record refuses to do.
Turn it into a sermon.
Because after all that, somebody might be tempted to say:
“See? This proves that if you never give up, you can overcome anything life puts in front of you.”
No.
WE ESTABLISHED THAT SOMETIMES THE FIRST SET IS TRASH.
That’s the entire message. 😂
And honestly?
That’s enough.
By the final hook:
FIVE UGLY REPS TRIED TO TESTIFY
ABOUT AN HOUR THEY HADN’T EVEN SEEN YET.
Set two?
BETTER!
Set three?
STRONG!
Set four?
LOAD IT!
First set?
…
WE DON’T TALK TO HIM.
😂🔥
Then the workout ends.
Training partner:
“Good workout.”
“Yeah.”
“Imagine if you’d gone home after the first set.”
…
“WE’RE NOT MAKING THIS INSPIRATIONAL.”
“Fine.”
…
“One more set?”
“COURT’S ADJOURNED.”
😂😂😂🏋️🔥
👍 LIKE if your first set has ever completely lied about how the rest of your workout was going to go.
🏋️ SHARE this with the training partner who knows not to judge the session until everybody is actually warmed up.
💬 COMMENT: How often does your first set accurately predict the rest of your workout?
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Produced by K9Justice
Record Label: WarDog Music Group
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