GIANT POTATOES AND KETAMINE ADVENTURES - Lego Star Wars CHAOS Mod Episode 5 Chapter 3 & 4

After escaping the North Pole, Polo and friends aboard the Aluminum Falcon are pursued by a giant dorito. They spot an imp dorito blockade and Polo decides to just fly into the conflict. He gets distracted by one of the doritos and proceeds to crash into it and FUCKING DIE! They escape the blockade only to be faced by a field of GIANT POTATOES. The Falcon and random Twitter-Wing Pilot get swallowed by a giant space worm, but the convenient Double Score Zone opened the worm's mouth to allow them to escape. Then Polo used the MEGA MUSHROOM pickup to cheese his way into a restricted Imperial area. The effect wore off and they were stuck until another MEGA MUSHROOM pickup appeared. After this they tried to get into the other Imp area but failed. To escape the POTATO FIELD, they had to destroy a massive potato blocking the way to the dorito. They confuse the dorito crew by flying directly towards their bridge and clamping on from behind (the officer of the dorito will be fine, right? No random space wizard will choke him for incompetence). The dorito ejects a load of junk (and LORD GONK!) AND Polo detaches the falcon to float away with the junk. Little did they know that Bob Fettuccini was also hiding in the junk. Meanwhile, Captain Antilles crashes on some random swamp planet with a random blue woman. The rubbish bin R2 gets eaten by a giant lizard, but its spits him out cause he tastes nasty. In the process, R2 changes from white and blue to black and gold, he is now like a true bin. Some random guy appears to check if he is ok. Shortly after, R2 returns to his usual colour and Lukey boi appears, being tailed by multiple Vaders. On their way to find a mysterious space wizard, they have to fight snakes, skely bois, VADER clones and the worst of all...SEAGULLS! They find a mud hut and a random ketamine addicted frog appears claiming to be a space wizard. Lukey boi did not believe this and mocked the frog by wearing stormpooper armour. The frog is enraged and uses his ketamine powers to crush Luke with a rock, and he FUCKING DIES! The frog brings Lukey boi and R2 over to a blocked cave, which Luke doesn't believe can be accessed, but the frog lifts the blockage with ease and Lukey boi is amazed. The ketamine frog runs out of ketamine and requires Luke to lift him to his stash. Luke proceeds to do flips but is attacked by the seagulls. More ketamine frogs appear, trying to stop the seagulls poking their heads. They eventually return to the frog's hut and find his stash. In order to hide the evidence from the seagulls, they proceed to destroy everything in the frog's house, except his fancy flat screen TV, which cost a fortune. R2 goes on an adventure and finds a cave with some loot in it. After this, they start a quest to find Luke's submerged Twitter Wing. Yoda finds his tractor but is unable to take it with him. The frog instructs Captain Antilles to enter a cave, but Antilles is too scared. The frog becomes enraged and slams his stick on the ground. Antilles fearfully ignites his lightsaber and enters the cave (there is also a random stormpooper helmet). In the cave, they face more seagulls, a bounty hunter and yoda chairs. They start tripping balls when overdosing on ketamine and they believe they are fighting Lord Anti-Sand. After this, they find the frog's old motorbike, which R2 proceeds to blow up. They also find an R2 terminal and use it to destroy the old gate keeping them from getting to the Twitter Wing. Luke tries to lift the ship from the water but continuously fails, so the ketamine frog uses the rest of his ketamine stash to lift it out. Antilles cannot believe what he saw, while random blue woman fixes the wing. Luke gets distracted by a random rocket man and his ship is stolen by some random guy. While the ship leaves, the frog cracks open an ice cold CERVEZA CRISTAL. Meanwhile in the cantina, the frog causes CHAOS and DESTRUCTION to occur while he decides to kill some bartender clones, which only created more clones and the galaxy was plunged into another blackout.