Defeats of my Favorite Video Game Villains part 50 (Birthday Special)

"Don't be afraid, Ratchet. The transformation doesn't hurt. Much. Besides, I think you'll enjoy being a robot."-Courtney Gears "Are you ready....to be upgraded....to awesomeness?"-Baaptiste "In only a matter of hours, my special blend of aerosol will have completely destroyed the ozone! The sun will then beat relentlessly down upon the Earth. ALL the little darlings will scream for my sunscreen! "Poodles Brand SPF2001". I will not only be the queen of cosmetics but....the UNDISPUTED ruler....OF THE WORLD!!!"-Poodles Galore "I HATE YOU."-Luigi "Fools! Can't you see I've already won? You've brought the zippers right in my doorstep!"-N. Trance "Why would I hire a dog, then bark myself?"-Marty Jay Williams "...."-Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin "After I have grown these clones to full size, I am going to use my Ratchet army to gather every intelligent being in the solar system. Then I will transfer all of their brain power to me to become the most intelligent entity the universe has ever known!"-Emperor Otto Destruct "Now that we know where the treasure is, we won't need this map anymore!"-Captain Hook "Grrrr..."-The Squidfather Song: Without Fear by Timo Tolkki's Avalon