Beer Garden Of Eden

In the beginning God created the Earth And the heavens above And then he made two people And made them both in love On the second day he created a pub On the corner of two great streets Then he showed it to the two people The first gays, Adam and Steve Well they fell in love in October Kissing and loving all over Then on the eighth day God made beer And a garden in which to drink it God created beer So Adam could feel Steven Follow me to the garden The beer garden of Eden Adam and Steve they had a few pints More than a few they were pretty blind Adam’s turn to shout, he spills it on Steve Steve licks it up and gasps in disbelief ‘Twas the cider of forbidden fruit Gods kicked them out, they’re given the boot In sickness and in health Adam can go fuck himself God created beer So Adam could feel Steven Follow me to the garden The beer garden of Eden God created The Tote And a place to drink and smoke Follow me to the garden The beer garden of Eden [Words and music by Finn Reedy]