Broken Rita - My Favorite Disaster

Lyrics: You're late. Again. You brought absolutely nothing. ...I saved you a seat, asshole. You talk too much, you never listen, Turn every small thing to a competition. You steal my fries, you wreck my plans, You start a fight with the fucking ceiling fan! You tell bad jokes, you sing off-key, You make a scene in aisle thirteen. You're such a pain, it's almost art— A walking headache with a giant heart! And I swear to God, Some days I can't stand you! But when you're not around, There's nobody to blame! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DISASTER! MY WORST IDEA! THE BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS I'M GLAD IS HERE! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DISASTER! MY PERSONAL CIRCUS! THE WORLD'S A LITTLE LESS ALIVE WHEN YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT WORSE! HEY! HEY! DON'T YOU EVER CHANGE! ...Well, maybe a little. You pick a fight, then lose your keys, You hate the rules but love to disagree. You say you're right when you're clearly wrong, Then sing about it for a week too long. You break the silence, kill the mood, Eat my food and steal my shoes. I roll my eyes, you flip me off— And somehow we're still showing up! And I swear to God, Some days I can't stand you! But if the whole world turns on you, They'll have to get through me! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DISASTER! MY WORST IDEA! THE BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS I'M GLAD IS HERE! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DISASTER! MY PERSONAL CIRCUS! THE WORLD'S A LITTLE LESS ALIVE WHEN YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT WORSE! HEY! HEY! DON'T YOU EVER CHANGE! ...Well, maybe a little. Maybe we don't make much sense. Maybe we drive each other insane. Maybe we say the wrong damn thing And never apologize the proper way. But when the lights go out, And everybody disappears, You're still the idiot standing there. And somehow... That's enough for me. You're a mess! I'm a mess! What a fucking pair! You're a pain! I'm the same! Guess we're going nowhere! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DISASTER! MY WORST IDEA! THE BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ASS I'M GLAD IS HERE! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DISASTER! MY BEAUTIFUL MISTAKE! THE WORLD WOULD BE A BORING PLACE IF YOU WEREN'T HERE TO SHAKE IT! MY WORST ENEMY! MY BEST BAD FRIEND! IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL AGAIN— I'D PICK THE SAME ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT! Hey. Thanks for being around. Don't make it weird. And give me back my fucking fries. #BrokenRita #PrettyUgly #MyFavoriteDisaster #PunkRock #Music #lyricvideo #punk #rock #aimusic #musicvideo #alternativemusic #alternativerock