Drunken Dungeon Dive

*[Verse 1]* Chainmail under the robe, tankard overflowing Stagger down the stairs where the rats are growing Orcs in the shadows, goblins in the slime I raise my warhammer and I raise my wine The map is soaked, the compass spins But the ale is strong and the courage wins I kick the door, I roar the line: “This dungeon’s mine if the beer’s still fine!” *[Pre-Chorus]* Deeper we go, louder we drink The walls are spinning but I don’t think One more swallow, one more swing Let the barrels roll and the axes sing! *[Chorus]* Drunken dungeon dive! Foam and thunder, stay alive! Swing the mace, drain the keg Leave the lich a foamy dreg! Drunken dungeon dive! Through the dark we ride! Heroes drink free at the end of the night When the last orc falls and the tap runs right! *[Verse 2]* Skeleton king on a throne of bone I toast his skull and I claim the throne Treasure chests burst, gold coins fly But I only care if the casks are dry Trapdoor drops, I land in the brew Swim through the ale like a drunken true I surface laughing, beard full of foam “Who’s next?” I shout — this dungeon’s home! *[Pre-Chorus]* Deeper we go, louder we drink The walls are spinning but I don’t think One more swallow, one more swing Let the barrels roll and the axes sing! *[Chorus]* Drunken dungeon dive! Foam and thunder, stay alive! Swing the mace, drain the keg Leave the lich a foamy dreg! Drunken dungeon dive! Through the dark we ride! Heroes drink free at the end of the night When the last orc falls and the tap runs right! The dragon wakes… The floor gives way… I look it in the eye and I say: “I’ve faced worse hangovers than you today!” *[Chorus]* Drunken dungeon dive! Foam and thunder, stay alive! Swing the mace, drain the keg Leave the lich a foamy dreg! Drunken dungeon dive! Through the dark we ride! Heroes drink free at the end of the night When the last orc falls and the tap runs right! Last call in the crypt… Last drop in the cup… The dungeon’s empty But the tankard’s still up. Raise ‘em high, brothers. The dive is done. But the night… The night’s just begun.