Artificial InteliGents - Company Event - Official Music Video

Lyrics: Verse 1 Sorry baby, got a company event. Won't be late, that's what I said. Seven till nine, shake some hands. Couple drinks, talk business plans. Suit on clean, taxi outside. “Just networking.” Yeah. That's the line. Boss says: “Boys, just one drink.” That's how every bad decision starts, I think. Eight PM, everything's fine. Nine PM... Someone ordered another round. One for the TEAM! One for the DEAL! One for the PROJECT WE NEVER GONNA SEAL! Phone in my pocket. Message unread. “WHAT TIME ARE YOU COMING HOME?” ...soon. COMPANY EVENT! THAT'S WHAT I SAID! COMPANY EVENT! DON'T WAIT UP YET! Business! Networking! Keeping it professional! ABSOLUTELY QUESTIONABLE! COMPANY EVENT! ONE MORE ROUND! Started in the boardroom— NOW LOOK AROUND! Verse 2 Tie came off, jacket on the chair. Finance disappeared, don't know where. Sales on the table talking big game. HR in the corner— I ain't saying names. CEO smiling, DJ turned loud. Half the company's inside the crowd. Ten becomes twelve. Twelve becomes two. Phone says: “BABY, WHERE ARE YOU?” Typing... “Leaving now.” Delete. “Five more minutes.” Delete. “Work thing. Can't talk.” Send. Perfect. This is business. Serious business. Strategic... relationship... management. SHOTS! COMPANY EVENT! THAT'S WHAT I SAID! COMPANY EVENT! DON'T WAIT UP YET! Business! Networking! Keeping it professional! TONIGHT'S PRODUCTIVITY— HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE! COMPANY EVENT! ONE MORE ROUND! Started with a handshake— NOW THE BASS TOO LOUD! COMPANY EVENT! THAT'S WHAT I SAID! COMPANY EVENT! I'M HEADING HOME NEXT! No more drinks! No more lies! Taxi's outside— IT'S HALF PAST FIVE! COMPANY EVENT! BABY, DON'T GET MAD! I DID IT FOR THE COMPANY— ...and the company had a very good night.