END | Edo Tensei'd — zero output in life, but a killing machine after death

Before the Fourth Great Ninja War, the dream-maker Kabuto Yakushi brings several coffins to Uchiha Obito. When Obito sees the person inside one of the coffins, he slaps Kabuto across the face. "You actually dared to Edo Tensei this madman? Are you insane? Even Orochimaru wouldn't dare do this…" Just then, the coffin is kicked open from the inside — and a figure slowly steps out. "Slept all the way to the ninja war, huh? Looks like it's finally time for me, Kobayashi, to dance…" It was only then that Kabuto remembered the terror of his respected Lord Orochimaru being dominated by someone known as the "Humanoid Turret." He still remembers— Back then, Orochimaru spat a snake at him — and the man immediately transformed into the "Eight-Headed Serpent." Back then, someone looked at him with the Sharingan — and he instantly summoned a 100-meter-tall "Perfect Susano'o." Back then, someone used the "Three-Room-One-Living-Room" technique on him — and a kilometer-tall giant Buddha rose from the ground, grabbed Kurama, and said: "You're too strong — I'll have to seal you!" At this moment, a certain snake hiding deep within his curse mark and refusing to come out is trembling uncontrollably…