family guy all i really want for Christmas this year original

the old original family guy christmas song. Here are the full lyrics. Peter: Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. All of us here at Family Guy would like to wish you a Merry Christmas, or a Happy Jew Christmas, depending on your religion. Lois: Peter, it's Hanukkah. Peter: Oh, sorry. [Chris laughs] Meg: Shut up, Chris! This is supposed to be serious! Chris: Okay, we've prepared a musical holiday greeting that we would like to sing for you. Lois: Brian, would you start us off? Brian: Sure. Stewie: You know, I heard we can say dirty words on this album. Chris: Ha ha, Boobie! I said boobie. Did you hear me? Ha, I said it twice. Brian: Okay, okay, take it easy, you guys [clears throat] Ladies and gentlemen, the lush arrangements of Walter Murphy. [synthesized orchestra begins playing] The snow is glistening in the trees, As Christmas carols fill the breeze, And children pray on bended knees... Stewie: Santa Claus, be sure you don't Screw up my freakin' order, please! Brian: Great, thanks for destroying the mood. Chris: Dad, what do you want for Christmas? Peter: Ah, let's see... Britney Spears and Courtney Cox Wearing nothing but their socks Is all I really want for Christmas this year! Brian: Well, that's just not practical. Peter: Plenty of beer and so much scotch That I hit on my own crotch Is all I really want for Christmas this year! How about you Lois, what do you want? Lois: All my flabbin' cellulite surgically uprooted Then installed in Julia Roberts' ass, Ha! Spending a steamy night between Kevin and his partner Bean Giggling as they remove my brassiere. Peter & Lois: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year Lois: What do you want, Meg? Stewie: How about something to remove her Matt Houston mustache? Meg: I want a house in Malibu And a cure for bacne, too. That's all I really want for Christmas this year! Chris: Eww! You have bacne! Meg: Shut up, Chris! Peter: Anything else, honey? Meg: I want a singing navel, Dad, Just like on that Levi's ad. That's all I really want for Christmas this year! Brian: All I can say is, thank God that advertising firm doesn't do tampons. Chris: Now me! There's an evil monkey, who's Living in my closet, I just wish he'd go away and die, I want Jillian Barberie, Rubbing up real close to me Saying dirty, bad things into my ear. Stewie: Oh, she's atrocious. Chris: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year Stewie: Well, it's your turn, dog. As if anyone gives a two-shilling shit about what you want. Brian: Every year I've prayed and prayed For a girl who isn't spayed. That's all I really want for Christmas this year. Chris: What does spayed mean? Peter: Oh, you know, like Melissa Etheridge. Brian: I'd love it if you would not harass me When I start to chew my ass That's all I really want for Christmas this year! Your turn, kid. Stewie: Is it awfully much to have Just one evening weekly Where there is no cover charge at Rage? Brian: I knew it! Stewie: Knew what? Lois' name I'd love to see With the letters R.I.P. She's alive and well, but let's play by ear. All: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year! Stewie: Oh, dear. That high note rather did me in. Would somebody please change me?