My Shift on the Tantive IV — with TK-42Greg [Stormtrooper Vlog //S3.06]

Meet TK-42Greg — Temporarily on the Tantive IV, working hourly for Outer Rim Staffing, blindly navigating corporate rebrands, and currently doing light custodial work on a "diplomatic transport." The mission? Floor maintenance, diplomatic luggage delivery, breakroom fridge cleanout, and trying not to get a migraine from the blindingly white corridors. The result? A thermostat turf war, expired Bantha butter, a tragic popcorn fire, an unexpected performance review from upper management, and one squad reunion that accidentally ruins payday. This is not a rebellion. This is a hostile corporate takeover. With heavy breathing. 🚨 This Stormtrooper diplomatic-vessel vlog includes: ▪️ Getting a migraine from a ship that looks like the inside of a blindingly bright tooth ▪️ Hanging "Hope" posters without a measurable way to track it in a spreadsheet ▪️ Leaving a passive-aggressive sticky note on Bantha butter that expired before the Clone Wars ▪️ A petty thermostat war with a Rebel pilot ▪️ Setting off the Imperial boarding alarms with a burnt bag of popcorn ▪️ Attempting to camouflage into the white drywall to avoid doing overtime ▪️ Reconnecting with Jenkins right as he stuns the only person authorized to sign Greg's timesheet ▪️ Brell faking his death just to pass along the thermostat code ▪️ Awkwardly squeezing past Lord Vader's hands-on management style ▪️ Unplugging an emergency life-form scanner to charge a datapad ▪️ Accidentally ejecting back to a planet-sized litter box to avoid the IT droids Subscribe if you’ve ever had a coworker fake their death to avoid doing inventory. Comment if you’ve ever unplugged critical life-saving equipment to get your phone above 1%. Helmet cam ON. TK-42Greg… custodial staff. 📍 Location: The Tantive IV — Diplomatic Transport Corridors, Breakroom, Aft Storage Bay, Escape Pod Bay, Tatooine (Again) Disclaimer: This video is parody. Nothing in this video is real. Be kind, please subscribe. → New Stormtrooper vlogs weekly. #starwars #stormtroopervlog #tk42greg #tantiveiv