ASMR Straight Razor Shave

I almost felt like Patrick Bateman doing this video. (Hmm. That would actually be a fun idea to mimic his morning routine) But a quick tutorial how to tune yourself up for a night out. Look sharp as you can, your mileage may vary. Do the best with what you have, smell good, smile, be pleasant, fun, easy to talk to. #wifehunting