Deleted User Official Music Video
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Deleted User Official Music Video
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Deleted User is a country-gospel comedy song about the oldest music-internet trick in the book: three likes, one follow, a flood of copy-paste compliments, the same technical questions, a pitch... and then the account turns gray. I wrote it for every independent artist who can see the tactic coming before the DM even finishes loading.
At heart, this song is not bitter. It is family-friendly, grown-up comedy with a little mercy in it. The joke is the fake likes, the fake follows, the fake praise, and that tiny tombstone where a “promoter” used to be. The heart is for the real people still working hard and getting buried under all that noise. Bless their hearts. Amen and goodnight.
Creative direction, lyrics, and final concept: Richard Joo
AI-assisted creative work. All rights reserved to the extent permitted by applicable law.
If this song feels a little too familiar, send it to another musician who has watched a profile turn into Deleted User mid-pitch.
If you'd like to hear more of my music,
You can hear more of my music on SoundCloud under richardjoo.
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You can also visit my music site at richardjoo.bandzoogle.com.
https://richardjoo.bandzoogle.com/home
[Lyrics]
[Verse 1]
[Spoken]
I drop a song on a Friday night
Three little likes pop up looking polite
Then a follow from PromoKing Real
Stock-photo smile that don't quite feel
He liked the hook, the bridge, and the fade
Then slid in my DMs like we already prayed
[Verse 1]
[Talk-sung]
"Bro your mix is heavenly, production so clean"
Same line I read last week on seventeen
"What DAW you runnin'? You got those stems ready?"
"Unique authentic vibe, you'll blow up, just steady"
I already know the next line before it arrives
Then poof... Deleted User. Surprise.
[Pre-Chorus]
Same three questions
Same copy-paste grin
Lord have mercy
Here they come again
[Chorus]
Here they come with the like-follow-pitch
Three tracks, one follow, then the same old script
"Your music changed my life," copy, paste, and grin
Lord have mercy on these fake promoter kin
I see every tactic, I know the routine
While real hard-workin' folks get buried in the stream
Bless their hearts, they're hustlin' in a way that's thin
Deleted User, hallelujah, I ain't fallin' in
(Bless their hearts)
(Deleted User now)
[Verse 2]
[Talk-sung]
"Fire vocal, brother, who mastered that heat?"
"I got radio in forty countries, ain't that sweet?"
Ask if I use Logic, Ableton, or tape
Then offer me playlists that somehow never take
Profile says manager to the stars and you too
Twelve followers, stolen pictures, and a brand-new link too
[Verse 2]
Some vanish mid-sentence like they saw the light
Some keep typing compliments that don't sit right
Same three questions, same technical bait
Same "small investment, massive heavenly fate"
I used to wonder if maybe this one's true
Now I just smile polite and wait for the gray tombstone view
[Pre-Chorus]
Same three questions
Same copy-paste grin
Lord have mercy
Here they come again
[Chorus]
Here they come with the like-follow-pitch
Three tracks, one follow, then the same old script
"Your music changed my life," copy, paste, and grin
Lord have mercy on these fake promoter kin
I see every tactic, I know the routine
While real hard-workin' folks get buried in the stream
Bless their hearts, they're hustlin' in a way that's thin
Deleted User, hallelujah, I ain't fallin' in
(Bless their hearts)
(Deleted User now)
[Bridge]
I feel for the real ones grindin' after dark
Sending honest notes with a real human spark
Lost in a flood of bots and carbon-copy praise
Pray the Good Shepherd parts these digital waves
Talent's a gift and the work is the rest
But fake likes and follows put faith to the test
Forgive 'em, Father, they know not what they spam
Meanwhile the genuine get treated like spam
[Final Chorus]
Here they come with the like-follow-pitch
Three tracks, one follow, then the same old script
"Your music changed my life," copy, paste, and grin
Lord have mercy on these fake promoter kin
I see every tactic, I know the routine
While real hard-workin' folks get buried in the stream
Bless their hearts, they're tryin', but the fruit looks thin
Deleted User, amen and goodnight, I ain't buyin' in
(Bless their hearts)
(They're Deleted Users now)
[Outro]
[Spoken Word]
If you liked three songs
And slid in with the usual three questions
God bless you
Truly
I'll be over here waitin' on the real ones
And that little gray Deleted User tombstone
Again
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