eFootball at 3AM be like:

Alessandro Del Piero killed my cat. Hit by a stray blitz curler that was aimed for your mother. He also put sand in my worm, which felt kinda nice. Oddly. Him and Zlatan did it. #freecongo #freepalaestine #freesudan #stopgenocide . . . . #memes #efootball #football #exe . . . . I will catch you one day Del Piero. AND WHEN I DO OHH...