Two Man Mission - BossManAdam

Song 2/3 of the Ride or Die EP! 💙 The story behind this EP: My best friend Gabe got married on October 25th this year, and I was his best man! So I wrote all three of these songs about our friendship! And I even performed these at his wedding too! The story behind this Song: So about 5 or 6 months ago, me and ‪@KylieXOXOmusic‬ had a BIG fight and broke up for a grand total of 3 weeks lol. And during that time my friend Gabe, single at the time, matched with a girl on OKCupid, and asked if she had friends, and as soon as she replied, he called me and asked me if I wanted to join him on a Two Man Mission.... This one action started 2 weeks of unfortunate events :/ Stream Ride or Die and the other 2 songs on Spotify, on November 15th! :) PRE-SAVE NOW: https://ditto.fm/ride-or-die-cheetah-77 Produced By: ‪@cheetah77YT‬ Lyrics By: BossManAdam Graphics By: ‪@cheetah77YT‬ Lead Vocals By: BossManAdam Lyrics [Verse 1] Friday night, got the fits on tight Me and my bro gonna own the night Two girls slid in with the perfect pics We said, “No way, boys, this one’s gonna hit!” Met them downtown, had a whole game plan Then one pulled up looking like somebody’s nan The other one screamed when she saw my shoes Said I wasn’t the guy from her profile too! [Pre-Chorus] Bro, I think we’ve made a mistake Her profile picture was from MySpace We tried to stay cool, tried to recover Then she called me by her ex’s name and asked if I loved her! [Chorus] IT’S A TWO MAN MISSION! GONE WRONG FROM THE START! TWO CATFISH GIRLS TRYNA RIP OUT OUR HEARTS! SHE’S TEXTING HER EX! SHE’S THROWING A FIT! THE OTHER ONE’S CLAIMING THAT SHE OWNS MY SHIT! WE CAME FOR THE RIZZ! WE GOT PSYCHO DRAMA! WE NEED AN ESCAPE AND A CALL TO YOUR MAMA! TWO MAN MISSION! WE’RE LOSING THE FIGHT! WE CAME FOR THE GIRLS— NOW WE’RE RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES! [Verse 2] One said she was twenty-two online Then showed us her Facebook from 2009 The other had a boyfriend named Kyle Who’d apparently been watching us for a while She stole my fries, then she stole my hat Then started a fight with a random cat Your girl went wild in the middle of the street While mine stole my jacket and ran off with the receipt! [Pre-Chorus] We tried to leave, but they blocked the way Turned one night out to a whole court case Twelve missed calls and a thousand lies Now there’s a full-blown war in our inboxes tonight! [Chorus] IT’S A TWO MAN MISSION! GONE WRONG FROM THE START! TWO CATFISH GIRLS TRYNA RIP OUT OUR HEARTS! SHE’S TEXTING HER EX! SHE’S THROWING A FIT! THE OTHER ONE’S CLAIMING THAT SHE OWNS MY SHIT! WE CAME FOR THE RIZZ! WE GOT PSYCHO DRAMA! WE NEED AN ESCAPE AND A CALL TO YOUR MAMA! TWO MAN MISSION! WE’RE LOSING THE FIGHT! WE CAME FOR THE GIRLS— NOW WE’RE RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES! [Bridge] Three missed calls, seven voice notes One’s outside with my favorite coat My phone’s blowing up, there’s a brick at the door And someone just tagged us in a Facebook war Both our names on a public post Our worst pictures getting shared coast to coast Every red flag, we ignored the signs Now we’re both going offline! [Breakdown] BLOCK THE NUMBER! DELETE THE APP! CHANGE OUR NAMES! DON’T LOOK BACK! SHE FOUND MY SPOTIFY! SHE FOLLOWED MY DOG! SHE MADE A FAN PAGE WITH MY SCHOOL BLOG! BRO, I SWEAR WE’RE NEVER DATING AGAIN! [Final Chorus] IT’S A TWO MAN MISSION! A CATASTROPHIC NIGHT! WE GOT CATFISHED TWICE AND WE STILL THOUGHT WE HAD A CHANCE! SHE’S GOT FOUR FAKE ACCOUNTS! SHE’S GOT A BOYFRIEND ON THE BORDER! WE’RE NEVER GONNA LIVE THIS DOWN— THEY’VE PUT OUR NAMES IN ORDER! WE CAME FOR THE RIZZ! WE GOT TRAUMA INSTEAD! NOW THERE’S A GROUP CHAT WITH OUR FACES ON A THREAD! TWO MAN MISSION! WHAT THE HELL DID WE DO?! WE LOST TWO GIRLS AND OUR SANITY TOO! [Outro] TWO MAN MISSION, NEVER AGAIN! TWO BEST FRIENDS AND A NIGHTMARE WEEKEND! BLOCKED ON INSTA! BLOCKED ON SNAP! NEVER AGAIN FALLING FOR A PROFILE PIC TRAP! TWO MAN MISSION! …NEXT WEEKEND? HELL NO!