Macc Lads Eat You All Up

I love you so much, I could eat you all up, But then I’d have to shit you out . . . You’re a massive unit, you’ll be a massive turd Straining every muscle, straining every nerve Fists are on me temples, me bladders gonna burst This is gonna smell like a greasy afterbirth Titanic turd that makes me breathless Ripping rectum causing deafness You’re a fatty stool, a Great White Shit Sticking out the water like Moby Dick I’ll never shut the lid, its never gonna flush Call me mother in with her lavatory brush Got them wire bristles and a pointy end to break your back and push you right around the bend The wife’s outside going: “knock knock knock!- Lerrus in now coz I’m touchin cloth!” I’m coughing up blood and I’ve lost ten teeth “I’d give it 5 minutes if I were thee” Gig info & teeshirts: https://themacclads.co.uk/