Queen of the Vegetable Patch: Outcast, the Musical Parody

Screen handles can tell lot about a person, but their activity online says a lot more, don’t you think? Dedicated to all content creators who deal regularly with bullies and trolls who LOVE being center stage. Lyrics by me. Images and clips: Pexels.com. Music and voice AI assisted. She is queen of the vegetable patch With a presence few others could match She will sniff out the dirt And then boldly assert That it’s time for a lengthy dispatch. All hail orange queen Ever bold and evergreen Never changing, never kind Right down to her orange rind With disdain for compassion or grace She’ll throw virtual hands in your face She has clues to a crime Without reason or rhyme And expounds at a dizzying pace She is queen of the vegetable patch With an itch she will frantically scratch She will ferret out clues And commence to abuse All the baddies she’s sure she can catch All hail veggie queen Always loud and always mean Unless of course she deigns to shine On kindred souls who drink her brine Shoving everyone aside Abandoning all sense of pride The veggie queen takes up her space And bellows that she owns the place Hail, hail, veggie’s crew Be certain they are onto you You cannot run, you cannot hide Conspiracies are on their side Hail, hail, veggie’s crew Be certain they are onto you You cannot run, you cannot hide The veggie queen is on their side #JebHisWifeandTwoDogs @Jeb-2_38 #granniesgottago @GranniesGottaGo #russelldoesstuff @Russelldoesstuff1972 #dansjourney @Dan-Perino