The Last Goodbye

I lay in bed, you hold my hand, I’m going soon please understand, You know that I must float away, But know that I would rather stay. Forgive me for the things I’ve done, And I’ll forgive you too, I know about young David dear, And videos so blue. I know about the butcher who works in Tesco store, I know about the milk man and oh so many more. I know about the vicar, who comes for Sunday lunch, My lovely bride of yesterday, He had so much to munch. Don’t get me wrong my darling, For I had good fun too, As I hid in the wardrobe, Watching what you do You need to note my password, My secret Facebook page, My mobile it was with me, Recording every stage. So goodnight now my darling, I’ll take my final rest, Look now in my bottom draw, You’ll find my boyfriend's vest.