The Rolling Stones AI - Ya Can't Kill Keef!

Ya Can't Kill Keef Ya can't kill Keef, no matter what ya do, He'll outlive the Devil and the undertaker too! Been dead ten times, but he's still on his feet, Death keeps knockin', but he can't get Keef! He drank the bar dry, smoked the ashtray clean, Looked ninety-nine at seventeen. The doctor said, “Son, you ain't got long!” Keef lit a cigarette and proved him wrong. He's buried his mates, watched empires fall, Played one more riff at the funeral hall. The Grim Reaper came with a one-way ticket, Keef said, “Piss off, mate, I'm not finished with it!” Ya can't kill Keef, no matter what ya do, He'll outlive the Devil and the undertaker too! Been dead ten times, but he's still on his feet, Death keeps knockin', but he can't get Keef! He outlasted the drugs, outlasted the years, Outlasted the doctors and all their fears. Death checked his watch, said, “It's time to go!” Keef said, “One more song, then we'll see how we go!” St. Peter's got his name on a list upstairs, But Keef ain't coming, he don't bloody care. The Devil's in the doorway, looking half-dead himself, Keef stole his cigarettes and put him on the shelf! They'll write his name in the book of the dead, He'll turn up late with a hat on his head. The worms'll pack up, the tombstone'll crack, And Keef'll come stumbling down the track! Ya can't kill Keef, no matter what ya do, He'll outlive the Devil and the undertaker too! Been dead ten times, but he's still on his feet, Death keeps knockin', but he can't get Keef! Ya can't kill Keef, better get that straight, He'll be playing guitar at the Pearly Gates! When the last star burns and the world goes black, Keef'll still be riffing — and asking for a Jack! Death: “Your time is up!” Keef: “Is it, mate?” Death: “I've come to take you!” Keef: “You'll have to wait!” Ya can't kill Keef! YA CAN'T KILL KEEF! #therollingstones #rock #keithrichards #mickjagger