Bro Thought Fortnite Squads Was His Military TED Talk!

Y'ALLL!! 😭😂 I swear, you cannot make this stuff up! So there I was, minding my own business, playing Battle Royale Squads with randoms... when one of my teammates decided we ALL needed to hear his entire military résumé.🪖💀 SIRRR!!😭🤣I JUST WANNA PLAY FORTNITE!!! Meanwhile, i'm over here tyring to concentrate, dodge bullets and apparenlty KEEP TRACK OF MY OWN WEAPONS!!🤦‍♀️😂 My final performance? 🎯1 WHOLE ELIMINATION! 🔫1 MISSING GUN (RECOVERED!) 🧠ZERO ABILITY TO CONCENTRATE! 🎤1 TEAMMATE WHO NEVER FOUND HIS MUTE BUTTON! Listen, I appreciate our military, but GOOD GRAVY, SIR!!! This is Fortnite, not your autobiography!😭😂 Sometimes the biggest battle isn't against the enemy squad... it's trying to concentrate while your teammate narrates his entire life story!💀🤣 Grab your popcorn🍿, turn up the volume📡, and enjoy the absolute CHAOS! QUESTION: What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard a random teammate say?! AGirl_BeatU_XOXO #Fortnite