I DON'T KNOW WHATS HAPPENING, it's all too much for me. Spelunky 2 daily FAILURE!!!!!!!!!

THEY HAVE RESORTED TO MIND CONTROL, THEY KNOW NO BOUNDS. I AM SO SCARED. TERRIFIED EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE, I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!