Trump Can't Go to Heaven — He's Running Hell Down Here | SNL

Flying to the Middle East to celebrate a ceasefire, President Trump told reporters on Air Force One: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me into heaven." Then he paused. For ten full minutes. Waiting for someone — anyone — to disagree. Nobody did. "Because Trump can't go to heaven. He's far too busy down here running hell." That's the whole joke. And it's perfect. This 20-minute Che solo compilation has that kind of precision on every single joke. Also here: Sizzler files for bankruptcy — probably a good idea, since the Sizzler buffet is the closest thing America has to a Wuhan wet market. A Marine base reports 10 pounds of C4 explosives missing — either a domestic terror plot or someone's having a gender reveal party. Researchers say astronaut urine can be converted into drinking water. Che's follow-up: then what are astronaut brownies made of? Larry Flynt of Hustler magazine dies at 78 — his family has asked that in lieu of flowers, you send full bushes. If you want to see a broken down Black guy team up with a handsome racist, Che announces: you don't need to wait for Mel Gibson's Lethal Weapon — just watch Weekend Update. Baja Blast is being converted into an alcoholic seltzer, which is then being converted into your third DUI. The US Mint stops producing pennies — one last severe blow to Lincoln's head. Brittney Griner signs back with the Phoenix Mercury for one year — unfortunately, the WNBA pays less than a Russian prison. Andrew Cuomo attacks a rival at the New York mayoral debate for giving the finger to the Columbus Day statue — whereas Cuomo himself snuck up behind the statue and grabbed it by the hips. And a gorilla at the San Diego Zoo shatters the glass ceiling. Twenty minutes. One anchor. One ten-minute pause that said everything. 🔔 Subscribe for Michael Che's most fearless moments 💬 "Running hell" or "one last blow to Lincoln's head" — which Che dark punchline is the most perfectly constructed? #SNL #WeekendUpdate #MichaelChe #Trump #BrittneyGriner #WNBA #LarryFlynt #BajaBlast #MelGibson #SNLBestMoments #SNLCompilation #SaturdayNightLive #DarkComedy #MichaelCheSolo #WeekendUpdateBestMoments