Laugh Burst Stories: Ron White FIXES Homeland Security - Then Sells Florida To Israel | Ron White

Laugh Burst Stories: Ron White FIXES Homeland Security - Then Sells Florida To Israel | Ron White Laugh Burst Stories: Ron White FIXES Homeland Security - Then Sells Florida To Israel | Ron White    • Laugh Out Loud: Stand-Up Comedy Monologues   🔥 Get ready to laugh out loud with this hilarious comedy sketch featuring Ron White! In this video, Ron White rips the color-coded Homeland Security alert that only scares his rural mom, replaces it with two levels anyone can understand, then funds the war by selling Florida oceanfront to Israel and flipping Mexico with Peru's cocaine money. He drops the greatest monogamy advice in comedy history, invents the Lazy Dog, gives his son the world's shortest sex talk, and exposes the wife bait-and-switch from "I don't want kids" to adopting from China. You definitely don't want to miss the ending! 👇 Key Moments in this video: 00:03 - Orange Alert: Mom Doesn't Know What To Do 02:22 - Two Alert Levels: Put On The Helmet 04:41 - Sell Florida To Israel, Flip Mexico 08:54 - If You Only F*ck Your Wife, You Can't Get Caught 11:49 - How To Do The Lazy Dog 15:03 - The World's Shortest Sex Talk With His Son 24:33 - Wife Bait-And-Switch: Fake Jewelry To A Solar-Panel Diamond Thank you for watching! Please Like, Comment, and Subscribe for more funny videos! #RonWhite #Comedy #FunnyVideo #StandUpComedy #StandUp #BlueCollarComedy #ComedySpecial #ViralComedy #DarkHumor #Funny