Dat Cat be Poopin' - Heavyweight Modern Reggae

🐈🌺🔊 DE CAT BE POOPIN' IN ME GARDEN 💩🎶 Me plant me flowers, me keep dem nice and pretty... but dat cat? Dat cat have other plans. 😾 A heavyweight modern reggae groove about the age-old struggle between a proud gardener and one extremely unapologetic feline. 🌴🔊🐈 De flowers be growin' 🌺 De bass be thumpin' 🔊 De cat be poopin' 💩 And me patience be disappearin'... This cat don't feel guilty. This cat don't ask permission. This cat just do him ting. 😎🐾 🎶 Genre: Heavyweight Modern Reggae 🐈 Cat: Innocent? Highly questionable. 🌺 Garden: Under occupation. 💩 Flower bed: Compromised. 🔊 Bass: HEAVY. 😾 Remorse: None detected. Welcome to another entirely unnecessary but strangely compelling musical creation. 🤪🎵 Lyrics - De Cat be Poopin' Yeah... Every mornin'... Same damn ting... Me plant me roses, me plant me thyme Me keep me flower bed lookin' fine But when me wake up in de early morn Dere be cat shit all over me lawn Me tell me friend, “Man, control dat cat” He laugh and say, “Man, don't worry 'bout dat” But every night when de moon shine bright Dat little bastard come back in de night Me say, “No, no, no...” Me say, “Not again...” Dere he be, crouchin' down Among me geranium dem DE CAT BE POOPIN' IN ME GARDEN! BOOM! DE CAT BE POOPIN' IN ME BED! BOOM! Me growin' roses, me growin' lilies DAT CAT BE POOPIN' INSTEAD! Him walk through de gate like him own de place Tail in de air with a smug little face Me say, “Kitty, you better turn 'round” Him look at me... then dig in de ground Me run to de left, him run to de right Me lose me slipper in de flower bed fight Him jump de fence and disappear But me know one ting... Him comin' back here. Me don't mind de cat... Me don't mind him at all... He can sleep on de sofa... He can chase de ball... But keep ya backside... OUT ME FLOWER BED! DE CAT BE POOPIN' IN ME GARDEN! BOOM! DE CAT BE POOPIN' IN ME BED! BOOM! ME PLANT DE FLOWERS! BOOM! HE DROP DE TURD! BOOM! AND THEN HE WALK AWAY LIKE NOTHIN' HAPPENED! Every mornin'... Same old ting... Me check me roses... There he be again.