CARP FISHING: NATURE’S MOST DANGEROUS SPORT

0:38:20 - 1st bite / 2:11:45 - 2nd bite The TALE: I went carp fishing. Caught two bream. We were off to a great start. Then I punctured my bike tyre on the way home. Apparently, not catching carp wasn’t enough punishment. And when I got to the lake, there was a guy jogging around completely naked. Luckily, he didn’t make it onto camera. Some things even the algorithm shouldn’t have to process. So there you have it: carp fishing is officially a dangerous sport. Not because of the carp. Because of the wildlife. And not the kind in the lake.