I Scored Deep Purple's Guilt Trippin' Out of 100

I scored Deep Purple's third SPLAT! single, Guilt Trippin', out of 100. Ten categories. Four tiers each. No sliders, no fence-sitting — every score is a commitment. Guilt Trippin' is the wild one. A deceptively gentle piano intro that detonates into one of the most unpredictable moments on the record — and Ian Gillan reaching back for a scream he swore he'd retired at 60. Behind it all sits one of the band's stranger ideas: God and Charles Darwin sharing a pint, looking down at how the human experiment turned out. I ran the whole thing through the scorecard, category by category, and landed on a number I haven't given a SPLAT! single before. 📊 SCORE GUILT TRIPPIN' YOURSELF — open the interactive rubric in your browser: https://deeppurplevibes.github.io/spl... (Click it. Fill it in. Screenshot your card. Drop your total in the comments.) 💬 Where did YOU score Guilt Trippin'? Tell me category by category — not just the total. I want to see where we agree and where we don't. ▶️ COMING UP ON DEEP PURPLE VIBES: Full SPLAT! album review — July 2026 (the big one) Deep Purple live in Halifax — August 15, 2026 🔗 Watch the other SPLAT! single reviews: Arrogant Boy:    • I Scored Deep Purple's Arrogant Boy Out of...   Diablo:    • I Scored Deep Purple's Diablo Out of 100   🔔 Subscribe so you're here when the full album review drops. Support the channel: https://ko-fi.com/deeppurplevibes ☕💜 #DeepPurple #SPLAT #GuiltTrippin #IanGillan #SimonMcBride #DeepPurpleSPLAT #AlbumReview #SingleReview #ClassicRock #HardRock #RockMusic #DeepPurpleVibes