My Aunt Said I Abandoned My Family, So I Told Her They Left Me First… Reddit Family Stories

My Aunt Said I Abandoned My Family, So I Told Her They Left Me First… Reddit Family Stories -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Aunt Called Me Selfish At My Cousin’s Wedding And Said, “You Abandoned Your Family. Your Mother Cried For Months.” I Finally Stood Up And Said, “I Guess They Were Tears Of Joy Because They Kicked Me Out First!” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm 28. And about 3 months ago, I walked into a wedding reception where 70-something people looked at me like I just crawled out of a sewer grate wearing a tuxedo. Which, for the record, I was not. I was wearing a perfectly nice navy suit that I'd bought specifically for the occasion. Because despite what my entire extended family apparently believed about me, I do in fact know how to act like a civilized human being. But, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let me back up. I grew up in a small town in eastern Tennessee called Millbrook... #redditstories #askreddit #redditfamily #redditstories