Every Stage of the Gym Bro Pipeline

Every gym bro enters the same cursed pipeline. It starts with curls and pre-workout. Then the newbie gains hijack his brain. Suddenly he is spending rent money on supplements and reading peptide forums at 3 AM. One breakup later he is training like Tom Platz and injecting something labeled “research purposes only.” By the final stage his shoulders have their own weather system and his Instagram bio has a discount code. If you recognize yourself here then it is already too late.