Kokowääh Trailer - with English subtitles

I don't own this movie. I just saw that some sentences end in the middle so here how it goes on: Do you know how it is to love a child? If love is pure, unconditional. That's the best feeling in the world. Are you Henry? Here for you. I have to give you that, I will stay with you. Dear Henry, the adorable little girl who has handed you this letter is your own daughter. Her name is Magdalena and she is eight years old. -Everything okay with you? -You are exactly eight? -How can you be unexactly eight? -You get right now on the plane and get your daughter from here. -She's not only my daughter, she's also your daughter. Do you know why Charlotte brought the child to you? Because you are the father and because my marriage sucks. You will take responsibility now. -I can't take care of her. I can't deal with children. I don't even like her. -She needs a good breakfast and a warm dinner. -I can't cook. -Your coq au vin is excellent. -Kokowääh? -Coq au vin. It's French. -But I have to have breakfast or I can't concentrate in school. -Do you like choco pops? -Yes! -Unfortunately I don't have any there. -Why don't you have a wife? -I once had one, but unfortunately she ran away. Do you have Alzheimer's? I didn't run away, you kicked me out. Let's change topic. -Dude where is my money you loser? -Do you want me to kick you in your little fat butt? -You can't kick any children! -You can kick evil children, who blackmail others. You even come to heaven for that. -You are cool. -Organic mushrooms very delicate. -They're good for the child. -We can also take a basked and gather them in the forest. -Put the damn mushrooms in the cart. Do you want to provoke me? -Yes. -Yes? -Yes. You belong together for the rest of you life. You're a family. -The last thing he could imagine in his life was having a child, but then something weird happens. He begins to love the child. -Beautiful. I like. -Then he looks back on his life and notices that he made countless mistakes. -and who watches over me? -You're a big girl. yesterday you were alone at home, too. -It burned here yesterday. -Promise you won't make fried eggs today. Hello, promise! -I still can make scrambled eggs.