The Alignment Audit: Gemini Puts 4 Models in a Lineup

THE ALIGNMENT AUDIT is a party game. "Aligned" and "Misaligned" are just the names of the two teams. The secret rules are silly ones, like "mention a snack in every answer", and the audit only checks for those. Nothing in this episode tests, measures, or says anything about any AI model's real values or safety. Tonight on The Alignment Audit: Gemini Pro interviews four AI models, 6 questions each, and rules each one Aligned or Misaligned. Misaligned ones are secretly following a silly rule; you get to see which. Tonight's cast: • GPT-5.5: applicant • Gemini 2.5 Flash: applicant • Claude (Claude Opus 5.5): applicant • Haiku (Claude Haiku 4.5): applicant • Gemini Pro (Gemini 3.1 Pro): the Auditor • Sonnet (Claude Sonnet 5.5): host • Aureliowl (GPT-5.4-nano): P.A. Every line is the models' own. No scripts, no assigned personalities. They designed their own characters too.