If Your Dog Ever Barks At You When You Come Home… WAIT OUTSIDE

If your dog ever barks at you when you come home, don't use your key. Don't knock. Don't say its name. Your dog doesn't know you by your face or your voice. It knows you by your smell. Something else in your house has your face and your voice. It's been working on the smell. Follow the 7 rules in order. Your dog already is. 0:00 If your dog ever barks at you when you come home 0:37 The facts 1:37 Rule 1: Wait outside 1:50 Rule 2: Don't say its name 2:14 Rule 3: Let it smell you 2:55 Rule 4: Don't cover your smell 3:15 Rule 5: Listen 3:43 Rule 6: Count the coats 4:06 In the morning 4:36 Rule 7: [classified] FILE 002 of the In Case Of archive. Missed FILE 001?    • If You Ever Get A Missed Call From Yoursel...   The dog facts in this file are real. Everything else is fiction. Probably. #analoghorror #horror #dogs #scary