Edwin Chase - Define 'Furry' (Bonus Track)

There comes a point where “I’m not a furry” stops being a statement and becomes a legal defence. “Define ‘Furry’” is a vocoded nerdcore descent into one man’s increasingly technical explanation for why finding Krystal from Star Fox Adventures unbelievably hot does NOT, under any reasonable definition, make him a furry. No fursuit. No paws. No fursona. Just Krystal. And Lopunny. And Lucario. And Renamon. And Lovander. And a suspicious amount of time spent on E-Six-Two-One. But that proves NOTHING. Probably. Track 10 of Strategically Preposterous. Some games make memories. These made stories. Still not a furry.