Very long and impractical 500 ToA (1hr+)

Near catastrophes, 29:30 and 59:45 i will NOT learn butterfly, i will NOT learn p4 wardens, i WILL kill the scarabs, i WILL drink the ambrosia bits that make you go "ooooo" 3:16 - straight up don't react to switching prayer 10:25 - go for scarab and misplace dung, doesn't really matter because I only stay on south side for first shield 10:50 - scarab reached boss 13:25 - minor misplacement for dung 13:50 - less minor misplacement for dung 16:35 - even less minor misplacement for dung 17:02 - scarab reached boss 17:39 - scarab reached boss (I clicked to attack but cancelled it) 19:40 - minor misplacement for dung 20:17 - scarab reached boss (still over heals in last phase) 22:30 - it's like I was trying to get hit 29:30 - oh god OH GOD 33:25 - hit by 2 orbs 35:15 - started getting behind on killing monkeys, started to panic a bit and had bad prayers for a min, 36:30 - bang monkey, also dropped my prayer 49:15 - bad pillar dps meant I almost got 4 sets of orbs, a very boring way to lose 50:30 - start attacking heart 1 tick late so don't have enough hits to get it below 80%, still manage to 4 down though 51:35 - stand on the damaging floor, if I didn't have brews this would have been really bad, but instead it's only quite bad 54:45 - not a mistake, being low on supplies I do the first 2 sets of skulls with no prayer or salts to give my prayer regen time 59:45 - briefly saw god 1:01:50 - Missed Zebak pray 1:02:20 - floor lightning 1:02:30 - floor lightning 1:02:35 - floor lightning 1:02:42 - floor lightning 1:02:45 - Ba-ba Boulder 1:02:48 - floor lightning 1:02:55 - Missed Zebak pray 1:02:58 - floor lightning 1:03:33 - floor lightning 1:03:35 - Missed Zebak pray