Crescent & Luna — Notice Us, You Bastards! 💋 | Glam-Punk Groupie Anthem

💋 “Notice Us, You Bastards!” — Crescent & Luna 💚💜 Crescent and Luna are glamorous, bratty Slaaneshi daemon groupies who live for Death to the False Emperor. They follow the band through war zones, know every lyric, and spend far too long getting pretty for musicians who barely acknowledge them. All they want is the band’s attention—and craving it drives them nuts. Every glance becomes a competition, every casual word becomes something to obsess over, and neither can understand how anyone could overlook them. “Notice Us, You Bastards!” is their glitter-soaked plea to be noticed: a Warhammer 40,000-inspired electro-glam pop-metal anthem full of blown kisses, shameless fan worship, and dramatic demands for one little look. Beneath all the flirting and swearing, they just want their favourite musicians to remember their names. For fans of Warhammer 40k, Slaanesh, Chaos daemons, and the excessive spectacle of Noise Marines—plus anyone into glam metal, electro-pop, industrial rock, dance-metal grooves, and catchy synth-heavy choruses. Sparkling synths meet chunky distorted guitars in a bratty, theatrical groupie anthem. 💚 LYRICS 💜 Crescent! They’re coming on! I know, darling. I’ve arranged my face. You’ve been arranging it for an hour! Black boots polished, horns just right, We crossed three wars to get here tonight. My face was on your second sleeve— A little recognition, please! We know the words! We know the breaks! We know how much the barricade shakes! I saved this spot through an artillery raid— DON’T TELL ME YOU CAN’T SEE THE EFFORT WE MADE! Starhead, scream until the heavens split! Then look this way for just a little bit! One little glance— One little sign— A moment of your precious time— We’re right in front! We look divine! HOW HARD IS IT TO NOTICE US ONE TIME? NOTICE US, YOU BASTARDS! WE KNOW EVERY FUCKING LINE! YOU CAN BURN A THOUSAND WORLDS— JUST LOOK THIS WAY ONE TIME! WE’RE THE BOYS BESIDE THE BARRICADE, ALL GLITTER, HORNS, AND NOISE! DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR— YOU’VE RUINED OUR FUCKING LIVES! Oh-oh! Turn it up! Oh-oh! Look at us! So devoted! So dramatic! HOW’S THAT FOR FUCKING FANATIC? Serpent says “darling”—I nearly expire. That voice should come with a warning for fire. He said it to everyone standing here! Yes, but I heard it especially clear. Azazel sings and I forget my name. Four pretty voices! Completely unfair! Noctis makes the whole sky come apart— We made his scary little tune our alarm! Vain’s ancient riff? We added a clap. Voxgrave’s transmission? We looped it like that! Notice—notice— Us-us-us! That’s tasteful. That’s a fucking hit. NOTICE US, YOU BASTARDS! WE KNOW EVERY FUCKING LINE! YOU CAN BURN A THOUSAND WORLDS— JUST LOOK THIS WAY ONE TIME! WE’RE THE BOYS BESIDE THE BARRICADE, ALL GLITTER, HORNS, AND NOISE! DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR— YOU’VE RUINED OUR FUCKING LIVES! Geargrinder! We put a machine in! Razorfang, this part’s rebellious. WE WANT ATTENTION! AND WE WANT IT NOW! Sludge, we sped the bass up slightly. Blastbeat, there’s a clap where all your drums would go. Deathstack, you’re our favorite big speaker! We mean that with respect! Do you think they’ll like it? We put a fucking breakdown in it! ONE! MORE! LOOK! WE BOUGHT THE WHOLE FUCKING BOOK! ONE! MORE! SIGN! OUR DEVOTION’S TAKEN ALL OUR TIME! You don’t have to learn our names. But we’d really like it if you did. We followed every burning light. We found each other in your noise. You made the end feel like a night That still belonged to boys like us. NOTICE US, YOU BASTARDS! WE KNOW EVERY FUCKING LINE! YOU CAN BURN A THOUSAND WORLDS— JUST LOOK THIS WAY ONE TIME! WE’RE THE BOYS BESIDE THE BARRICADE, ALL GLITTER, HORNS, AND NOISE! DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR— YOU’VE RUINED OUR FUCKING LIVES! He looked straight at us! I told you he remembered! Wait. He’s checking the speakers. Same direction, darling. It counts. NOTICE! NOTICE! NOTICE US! #Warhammer40k #Slaanesh #GlamMetal #ElectroPop #PopMetal #IndustrialRock #NoiseMarines #CrescentAndLuna #DeathToTheFalseEmperor