18 Primarchs in Terra Got Talent | Workhammer40k

So I got an idea... what if 18 Primarchs participated in Terra Got Talents in our parody workhammer 40k universe where the Emperor’s eighteen sons compete on a televised talent show? Hosted by Constantin Valdor, this covers the full audition night and first two rounds of Terra Got Talent, Primarch edition. Chapters 00:00 - Valdor hosts the casting show 00:40 - Eighteen talents enter the studio 00:51 - Fulgrim obsesses over the lighting rig 01:53 - Leman Russ chugs beer mid-performance 02:24 - Vulkan cooks for his rivals 03:08 - Jaghatai Khan misses his slot 03:22 - Konrad Curze turns comedy into dread 04:26 - Lorgar’s superfan serenade 05:18 - Angron krumps out his rage 06:09 - Magnus reads minds with cards 06:30 - Corvus Corax raps and vanishes 07:11 - Mortarion’s toxic water escape 08:11 - Perturabo reveals he built the stage 09:18 - Alpharius’s masked dance crew 09:51 - Jaghatai crashes in on a motorcycle 10:27 - Ferrus Manus shatters the armor plates 11:20 - Rogal Dorn’s unbreakable safe 12:00 - Guilliman solves cubes blindfolded 12:47 - Lion El’Jonson’s silent sword dance 13:38 - Sanguinius sings from midair 14:15 - Horus closes the night with the Luna Wolves 15:10 - Scores crown the top six