messing with my face so i wake up looking flawless

dyeing my eyebrows, tinting my lips, and freckling my freckles (or attempting to, at least). do you think the women in the movies do this when we're not looking ? i'm voting yes. the freckles clearly did not get the memo. they may not have even gotten the invitation in the first place given that they didn't show up. i feel hurt, offended, and disrespected. but luckily, i will only be suing 1/3 of the companies. still need a lawyer for it tho (despite it being my fault)- if any of you know a guy, put me in contact. thx in advance. shoutout to james charles for lending me his eyebrows for the thumbnail! ☻ #freckle #scavenger #hunt ig: @haleeegreen tiktok: haleeegreen pinterest: @haleeegreen