The Funniest Things Kids Have Ever Said

Kids say the funniest things, often without realizing how ridiculous they sound. We are compiling the most hilarious anecdotes about children. From confusing common vocabulary with inappropriate words to developing surprisingly intense political opinions on communism, the logic of a child is truly unpredictable. We are reacting to these stories where kids confidently declare they are not a goofball while simultaneously proving otherwise. It is always entertaining to hear the strange, unfiltered thoughts that come out of a child's mouth. These funny things kids say remind us that growing up is a weird process. We had a blast laughing through these submissions. Subscribe for daily doses of the wildest internet finds. Which of these funny kid stories made you laugh the hardest? More cursed internet finds:    • Cursed Craigslist & Marketplace Finds   Reddit threads that broke us:    • Reddit Threads That Broke Us   The nastiest food we've found:    • The Nastiest Food You've Ever Seen