My new philosophy solo version

I OWN NOTHING my new philosophy solo from you're a good man charlie brown 2 octaves down "Why are you telling me?" My new philosophy The teacher gave a "D" on last week's homework She said, "Miss Sally Brown, Your grades are going down." I could have told her- [SALLY] My new philosophy! [as teacher] Miss B? [as herself] I'm she Look see. A "D?" A "D." Well, why are telling me? And that's my new philosophy! [SALLY] Why are you telling me? My new philosophy! Just like a busy bee Each new philosophy Can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving When life's a dizzy maze On alternating days I choose a different phrase- [SALLY] My new philosophy! Some philosophies are simple: "Man does not eat by bread alone." Some philosophies are clear: [SALLY] "Leave your message at the sound of the tone." [BOTH] Some philosophies pick and choose Deciding what goes in it. Some take a lifetime, [SALLY] Mine take a minute. It's like a gurantee. My new philosophy. And things are sure to be a whole lot brighter "Oh, yeah? That's what you think!" "Why are you telling me?" "No!" "I can't stand it!" Now life is free and easy, Much more philosophy-zy, With my brand new- You know, someone had said that we should live every day as if it were the last day of our life. [SALLY] Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people. And that's my new philosophy!