If Your Elevator Ever Stops On Floor 13... DO NOT STEP OUT

If your elevator ever stops on floor 13: do not step out. Do not hold the door. And do not press your own floor. There are five things the hallway will try. After that, we need to talk about the doors. This is a deadpan building safety briefing for anyone who has ever ridden an elevator: the hallway that looks exactly like yours, the voice that calls "hold the elevator", the buttons that light up by themselves, the mirror that disagrees with the doors, the music that is learning your key, and the Close Door button that has never worked. Until now. Building Notice 001. Issued by Management. Please read all notices before the doors close. CHAPTERS 0:00 If your elevator ever stops on floor 13 0:44 One: The hallway looks like yours 1:11 Two: A voice will call from the hallway 1:45 Three: The panel 2:17 Four: The mirror 2:44 Five: The music 3:16 Now: The doors 4:02 So here is how you leave 5:00 Floor fourteen ABOUT THESE NOTICES Management Regrets publishes deadpan building notices for situations nobody warned you about: calm, polite, and slightly too well informed. Every video is one notice, one situation, and a short list of things not to do. Subscribe to @ManagementRegrets before the doors close. This is a work of fiction. Management does not exist. Floor 13 is a real thing in one sense: many buildings skip that number. In a lot of buildings the Close Door button is not connected to anything, and in some elevators pressing a lit button a second time cancels it. Everything else, including the hand on the door, is ours. Please be kind to real people and hold real doors when it is safe to do so. #floor13 #elevator #creepy