New Donk City WITH LYRICS [Super Mario Odyssey] - Brentalfloss #nintendo #parody #comedy

What if "New Donk City" from Super Mario Odyssey... had lyrics? Buy my party game USE YOUR WORDS 2 online here: https://useyourwords.lol/buy-online Special thanks to ‪@pianovillain‬ for letting me borrow and chop up his "New Donk City" musical arrangement! Based on the "New Donk City - Daytime" theme, composed by Naoto Kubo LYRICS: One-y and a two-ey and a you know what to do-ey! What if New Donk City had some fabulous lyrics that went like this? Wanna take a trip? Hop a flight to New Donk City Just roll right down the street, n' stare at people that you meet (so tall!) We got rats and trash like a real life New York City Possess a dad named Jake, or steal a Vespa with no brakes And slap on a hard hat... New Donk is where it's at! Ooh, la la... Jump around with your new friend Cappy Take a job and then take a little nappy DK's in the air, he's the theme of New Donk City These girders were the scene where he kidnapped ol' Pauline (hey girl!) We got Dixie Street and a store named after Diddy Where he is, no one knows But you can dress up in his clothes And if you should feel flat... come down to where it's at! You're gonna wanna grab a car and race, electrify your face, Brace for just a trace of romance Take a chance and dance all your cares away, Up the stairs a way, there's the way, it's very, dare I say... (Yay!) Ooh, la la... oh, a mamá... Wear a hat like Freddy Krueger, flick yourself like a human booger New Donk's got appeal, s'why it's called the Big Banana And just as that implies, it's full of maggots and fruit flies (oh! gross!) New Donk's really hot, 'least according to Bananza It's got most everything so throw your hat into the ring Run free as a wildcat... 'cause New Donk's where it's at! Ooh, la la... Spin around like a naked tornado Grab a gallon of–oh–tomato New Donk is the best, you can see the crowd is cheering Kick footballs with a view, you better hope that they don't sue Everybody's here, except the one guy disappearing Be careful with those pegs, you'll break your whole entire legs Look close and you'll see that... New Donk is where it's at! Once you gather up the crew, Pauline's response, the pièce de résistance: A show par excellence with the band The lyrics don't all land but the sequence shines The big N's big nine weren't inclined to seek a draft of mine ... fine! Ooh, la la... oh mamá... Mix it up, you're gonna beat the doldrums Outrun a t-rex like Jeff Goldblum New Donk's got the juice Even comes with its own Broadway Some shows are second-rate But "Bananilton" is great And "Apes" clearly beats "Cats"... So come on down where the pigeons are fat, Come jump rope like an acrobat Come dress like a hepcat, speak Simlish and chit-chat, Just you, your ex, and your magic hat, 'Cause New Donk's... where it's aaaaaat! (ooh, la la!)