When Did Humans First Start Wearing Clothes?

You picked your shirt this morning in about ten seconds. But the first person who pulled on a skin had no thread, no needle, and no store. So when did it start, and why does the answer have nothing to do with shame? Sources: Toups, Kitchen, Light & Reed, "Origin of Clothing Lice Indicates Early Clothing Use by Anatomically Modern Humans in Africa," Molecular Biology and Evolution, 2011 Kittler, Kayser & Stoneking, "Molecular Evolution of Pediculus humanus and the Origin of Clothing," Current Biology, 2003 Kvavadze et al., "30,000-Year-Old Wild Flax Fibers," Science, 2009 Institute of Archaeology and Ethnography (Novosibirsk), Denisova Cave bone needle, announced 2016 (verify before publishing) Otto Bader's excavations of the Sungir burials, Russia, bead counts and dating (verify before publishing) O'Sullivan et al., DNA analysis of the animal species in the Tyrolean Iceman's clothing, 2016 (verify before publishing) Raoult et al., "Evidence for Louse-Transmitted Diseases in Soldiers of Napoleon's Grand Army in Vilnius," Journal of Infectious Diseases, 2006 #humanhistory #explained #stickmananimation