I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil

Watch ad-free on Nebula, plus get access to my exclusive videos that will never be on YouTube here: https://nebula.tv/lindsayellis An extremely comprehensive extremely deep extremely dive on the cruise industry as told by me sailing back-to-back across multiple cruise lines to answer one simple question: do they all suck as much as Royal Caribbean? Is Richard Branson daddy now? From flags of convenience, tax havens, exploitative crew contracts to hidden upsells, predatory drink packages, and dark legal loopholes at sea, this video essay breaks down the corporate profit machines powering the modern cruise industry. And if this feels a bit like SEO word salad, don't hate the player hate the game. FEATURING: Angelina Meehan Princess Weekes ‪@Princess_Weekes‬ Jessie Gender ‪@JessieGender1‬ Foreign Man in a Foreign Land ‪@ForeignManinaForeignLand‬ The kazoo stylings of Dan Olson Chapters: 00:00:00 why do this thing? 00:02:57 Celebrity Reflection 00:21:16 Margaritaville at Sea Paradise 00:48:15 Disney Wish 01:11:14 Virgin Voyages Resilient Lady 01:33:36 Carnival ~Firenze~ 01:56:08 Royal Caribbean Quantum of the Seas You can support us on Patreon:   / lindsayellis   BlueSky: @lindsayellis Instagram: @namebrandlindsay #RoyalCaribbean #disneycruise #videoessay