BPL14: These Artifacts Suck

Welcome to Space Station 14! Some shifts are great for Science! Other shifts are not. This one was the latter. Didn't explode, at least, but it would've been nice had I gotten more accomplished. Oh, well! At least I got booze in the mail. Recorded: October 17, 2026 Server: BPL14 Join us! https://theblackpantslegion.com/ Timestamps! Or I'll bluespace your butt. 00:00 Shift start. Science powers, go! 03:30 Hitting up Engineering for tools. 09:20 Oh, that's an interesting result. 16:25 Oph has a special request. 17:25 Where did you come from? 28:25 Enough of this one. NEXT. 31:40 New artifact, new problems. 34:25 Here come the slimes! 37:45 Okay, back to Science. 47:40 Progress grinds to a halt. 50:40 An unusual sound. 53:45 Whoops. Damn snek. 58:10 Guess we're working in the dark. 1:05:30 I hate meat kudzu. 1:11:25 Guess I'll hang at the bar. 1:17:40 I hear violence! Oh the shuttle's here. 1:20:30 Off to CentComm we go. 1:22:45 Arrival! Fin!