If Your Cat Ever Leaves A Dead Bird At Your Door… SAY THANK YOU

If your cat ever leaves a dead bird at your door, say thank you. Say it out loud. Do not scream, do not kick it into the bushes, and do not ask the cat why. Your cat has been studying you for ten thousand years of shared history. In this file, we go through seven rules for what to do when the gift arrives, and what your cat is really trying to tell you. Most people break the first rule in three seconds. Rule seven is the one that changes how you see the cat. Chapters 0:00 The file opens 0:43 Rule 1: Say thank you 1:16 Rule 2: Do not clean it up yet 1:43 Rule 3: Do not say bad cat 2:17 Rule 4: Do not count the gifts 2:56 An interruption 3:09 Rule 5: Do not step on it in the dark 3:39 Rule 6: Do not eat in front of it 4:17 Rule 7 5:03 Check your doorstep in the morning What this video covers Why cats leave dead birds, mice and lizards at the door. How a mother cat teaches her kittens in stages. Why a well-fed cat still hunts. Why your cat meows at you and almost never at other cats. Thank you for your cooperation. If this file kept you up at night, subscribe and turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next file. Tell us in the comments what your cat has left at your door. We read every one. Note: This video is an original story, written in the style of a survival-rules horror series. The animal behavior facts are general information about cats, and your own cat may behave differently. Narration is AI-generated. Visuals, music and sound effects are original.