Session 53 The Ossuary Blitz

Amok in Waterdeep Session 53 The Ossuary Blitz ©2026 DD Cunningham Lyrics: Are you ready, Remalia? Yeah! Ian? Yeah! Zen? YEAH! Then somebody find the real Halvek! Back in the Ossuary, shadows on the wall Five Halveks standing, but they can't be real at all Remalia looked right, Ian looked left See Invisible burning through the dimensional theft Two by the obelisks, somebody had to choose One was just a phantom, one was bad news Remalia threw the magic and the first one disappeared Ian hit the second— AND THE REAL ONE APPEARED! Four Halveks visible! Which one's the man? Ian points a finger— THERE! GET HIM WHILE YOU CAN! Ohhh, it's the Ossuary blitz! The Ossuary blitz! Bolts and spells and shadows flying Everybody's hitting something! The Ossuary blitz! The Ossuary blitz! Dimensional magic crashing down And Halvek's running out of ground! Cassius! WHAT'D HE DO? Phantom Panther! WHAT'D IT DO? Wrapped around Halvek, locked him down tight Zen came swinging, joining the fight Bjorn had problems at the center of the floor Black Bargain buried where the compass couldn't take more He pulled on the dagger but the dagger pulled back Like something in the compass wanted something in the black Pull it! STUCK! Pull it! STUCK! Cassius grabbed Bjorn— NOW GIVE THAT THING A YANK! Then Remalia stepped up, one hand in the air Halvek saw the magic but he wasn't going anywhere BANISHMENT! Gone from sight Kicked out of the pocket world in a flash of light Now Ian saw the answer Stone giant arm nearby Animated the monster limb and raised it way up high Everybody out! Move! Move! Move! Through the doorway, clear the room Ian and Remalia followed too Then the spell went dead And gravity came down CRASH! Ohhh, it's the Ossuary blitz! The Ossuary blitz! Giant stone came crashing down Smashed the compass through the ground! The Ossuary blitz! The Ossuary blitz! Obelisks gone, dimensions torn Pocket world was dead and gone! But Halvek wasn't finished Banishment has rules Send him from the pocket world And where's he going, fools? Back to Candlekeep Back where this began Back into the old study With one extremely angry clan Remalia knew the room Ian knew the way And Halvek barely got a breath Before they came to play There he is! GET HIM! Cassius called the Panther down again Shadow claws around him, Halvek couldn't defend Ian! Bjorn! Lana! Mirri! Ciuin! Remalia! Everybody took a turn And every hit made Halvek learn All his clever writing All his hidden schemes All those giant chants and multidimensional dreams All the forged permission All the wards he'd bent Ended in the room where twenty years of study had been spent Halvek bleeding Halvek bound One last enemy on the ground Almost finished Almost dead Then Zen walked up— And everybody turned their head Zen took one breath... "Fireball." ACID! Ohhh, it's the Ossuary blitz! The Ossuary blitz! Fireball yelled but acid flew That's the Ilxeash thing to do! The Ossuary blitz! The Ossuary blitz! Halvek's schemes were finally through No more shadows, no more view! The Ossuary blitz! The Ossuary blitz! Compass broken, pocket gone Candlekeep survives the dawn! Five Halveks! FOUR WERE WRONG! Black Bargain! HELD ON STRONG! Stone giant! DROPPED THE ARM! Halvek! LOST HIS CHARM! Zen said— FIREBALL! What came out? ACID! What happened to Halvek? THAT WAS IT! THE OSSUARY— BLITZ!