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Natural One (The unlucky Player - DnD Metal)

Oloth Vharc

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Natural One (The unlucky Player - DnD Metal)

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Oloth Vharc
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126 просмотров · 1 год назад
A heavy alternative metal anthem about the ultimate curse at the DnD table, always rolling a nat one. Inspired by countless failed stealth checks, botched attacks, and critical fumbles, this song blends sarcasm with raw energy. The story of a cursed adventurer whose every dice roll leads to disaster. Whether it’s charging a dragon, sneaking past guards, or casting spells, failure is inevitable when the dice hate you. The lyrics and the suno prompt are written and created by myself. The voice and the music are from Suno AI. Thank you so much for the 💯 #dnd #metal #music #rock #dice Lyrics: Dice in my hand, fate’s on the line, Every roll feels like the end of time. The table laughs, I feel the burn, When will my luck finally turn? I charge the dragon, sword held high, The dice hit the table and so do I. Critical fail, the story’s done, Guess who rolled another one? Every night, it’s the same damn fight, I pray for luck but it hides from sight. Dungeon Master grins, here comes the pain, The curse is real, it drives me insane. Natural one, it’s my destiny, The gods of chance keep laughing at me. Every step I take, every move I make, Another fail, another heart to break. Natural one, can’t catch a break, Rollin’ low till my soul will ache. Oh, this curse, it weighs a ton, All I get is a natural one. Tried to sneak past, trip on the floor, Arrow to the knee, can’t take no more. I cast a spell, the sky should burn, Instead my hands just start to churn. The party groans, they know the score, I’m the joke they can’t ignore. Every plan turns into none, ‘Cause here it comes, another one. Roll the dice, hear the laughter rise, Critical fails light up the skies. Is it fate or just cruel fun? I’m cursed forever by the number one. ONE! ONE! ONE! It haunts me! ONE! ONE! ONE! It breaks me! Natural one, it’s my destiny, The gods of chance keep laughing at me. Every step I take, every move I make, Another fail, another heart to break. Natural one, can’t catch a break, Rollin’ low till my soul will ache. Oh, this curse, it weighs a ton, All I get is a natural one. Someday I’ll roll that twenty bright, Till then I’ll fight the endless night. But deep inside, I’ve come undone, Forever chained to the natural one.