What IF You Couldn't Stop Scrolling?

What if your thumb literally couldn't stop scrolling? Not for an hour. Not for a day. Ever. You'd brush your teeth with one hand, shower with your phone in a plastic bag, walk straight into a lamp post... and hit 14 hours of screen time by midnight. Follow SPARK through the worst month of his life: why your feed is built like a slot machine, what endless scrolling does to your neck, eyes, sleep and attention, what happens when the battery finally dies, the tricks scientists use to scroll less, and the video someone sent him at 3:33 in the morning. What was your screen time today? Drop it in the comments. And who do you think keeps leaving that red umbrella?